August 2011
4 posts
Problem with Sao
So here’s the deal, on Sunday I rotated departments from Front Office to the bar. The bar manager (her name’s Sao) is absolutely crazy and hit me for stuff that wasn’t my fault / I didn’t do. Even if I had done something wrong she has no right to hit me.
Anyway, here’s the story
[16:35:30] Roberto Broçe: 2 days ago some guests came up to me telling me they wanted...
Incidente en motocicleta
Bueno aquí el cuento: Estaba manejando mi moto de lo más feliz en el medio de la nada por una calle algo resbalosa pero nada que no pudiera manejar. De repente se me tira una tipa y paso por un charco donde había una coladera, perdí el balance, me caí y la moto fue por su rumbo también besando el piso. Me levanté y tenía raspaduras en las manos, los codos, las rodillas y mi brazo derecho. Estaba...
April 2011
4 posts
In the past 36 hours 3 people have said...
“Whenever I’m around you I feel like I’m going to get arrested” haahahahhaa
Man honestly
I need an apartment downtown.
omfg!
Tumblr is not blocked in China anymore!
November 2010
5 posts
And I need a psychologist.
I have issues.
My study breaks just get longer and looonger
OMG I’LL NEVER FINISH!
I'm sick of these teenagers.
I swear, here I can like name 2 or 3 people that arn’t fake, dramatic, immature, or just plain uncool.
And when I say ‘immature’ I mean like those teenage dramas and their ‘political correctness’.
This is just not my place, I never tend to have such problems with people, but when everyone sucks so much it’s just inevitable.
October 2010
19 posts
Expo closing
goddarnit I wish I was there.
:| now i’m watching it on TV. I’m so jealous of the people there.
HOLY FUCKING MOTHER MOSES
I want some goddamn TRIX inside of me.
Look at that bunny on extasis, isn’t is fucking wonderful.
Mail me some and I’ll be your sex slave for 2 days .
SSC has been down for 3 hours
I’m gonna AAAASSPLODE Laura style.
:(
So this chick from Thailand
has a nice apartment and is a supervisor in this expensive high-class bar in one of the most expensive streets in China.
And she is 17!
Damn her parents must be proud.
Dudy's adventure of the week
I thought it was going to be only once or twice that I was going to be homeless, be chased by a pack of animals, hide from the police, break in a house (from the second floor), have a huge chinese vs foreigners fight, sleep at a complete stranger’s house, etc. but no, it now happens on a weekly basis that something fucked up happens to me.
So now I’m going to write every week about my...
Liebe Mami:
Eine Mutter kommt ins Zimmer ihrer Tochter und findet dieses leer mit einem Brief auf dem Bett. Das schlimmste ahnend, macht sie ihn auf und liest folgendes: Liebe Mami, Es tut mir sehr leid, dir sagen zu müssen, daß ich mit meinem neuen Freund von zuhause weggegangen bin. Ich habe in ihm die wahre Liebe gefunden, du solltest ihn sehen, er ist ja soooooo süß mit seinen vielen Tattoos und den...
“What gives value to travel is fear. It is the fact that, at a certain moment,...”
– Albert Camus
Life Goals:
- Compete in the Amazing Race.
- Make my own chain of 5-star hotels around the globe.
- Live in every continent, Antarctica included.
- Speak FLUENT Chinese.
- Do a Super Mario diagram on my wall out of post-it note.
- Participate in ‘The Secret Millionare’
I might think of some more stuff later.
I LOVE DOING THE GROCERIES
I’LL GO DO YOUR GROCERIES.
If you were a billionare where would you live?
Papua New Guinea.
No, I’m not kidding.
omfg.
So I’m watching Hannah Montanna in Chinese (that alone is hilarious) but the funniest part is that after every commercial and before the program starts they spoil what’s going to happen ! like, they go like “Ok so now, Miley will do this and this, and this and this is going to happen, and then this will happen! look.”
It’s hilarious, I love China.
Waking up at 2pm, ordering greasy chinese (is...
Life’s good, life’s good.
September 2010
38 posts
Dinner
Alex: I want to kiss a panda...
Jet: THE PANDA WILL FUCK YOU.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHA
Sooooooo.....
I’m going to Hangzhou, Suzhou, and Nanjing this weekend, I’ll be in those places for like 5-6 days…
And it’d wonderful and flowers and rainbows everywhere if it wasn’t because I lost my passport (goddamit!) and I’ll have to sneak in the hotel rooms and evade the police the whole time.
I hope the hotels that we’re going to won’t be that type of...
she might not make it home: RE-BLOG WITH YOUR... →
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Australia, 3:31pm, cloudy
The Netherlands, 19:04 (or 7:04pm), cloudy…
Canada, 5:37pm, rain.
UK, 22.40, cold and dry.
China 15:41 cold and rainy.
When I travel around China and people don't speak...
…I don’t see it as something negative
I actually like it.
It might sound weird to say that I like it when Chinese people don’t speak English, specially since my Chinese is not that good and our only way of communication is by sign. I feel like, by not speaking English, they don’t succumb to globalization and maintain their culture and their language alive… Chinese...
So I tried calling the Panama consulate in...
-For those that did not know my passport is lost-
My god, she was so useless, first the woman wasn’t even Panamanian, she was Chinese and spoke with a heavy Chinese accent, second is she could barely understand what I was saying, I had to repeat myself like three times and she still wouldn’t understand, I’d then give up and move on, third, she was so useless, like she...
I always give cars faces
Look! They have faces!
I love Brian
I just can’t hate him! hahahahaa!
sooo..
Havn’t done anything in the past 24 hours other than computer, bathroom, eat, hang out with russians, and a liiiiitttle bit of studying.
I’ll be fat by the end of the year :(
Is it that I'm too different?
I don’t get people, how can you NOT give a friend a place to sleep when he is homeless? How can you break your promises? How can you be so inconsiderate with everyone else? How can you just think about yourself?
I would never leave a friend homeless, I’d do anything in my power to give them a roof to sleep, I’d call the friend of the friend of the friend of the cousin of the...
I just had a deep, deeeeeep conversation with...
I realized my friends kinda suck.
Me di cuenta
que soy la persona más dura del mundo aw!
Prefiero dormir en el parque y no comer antes que pagar 20 dolares para regresar a mi casa AJAJAJAJA
Tu
brusier:
Yo era fuerte y tu me debilitaste Yo era un soldado contra fuego y mareas y tu me montaste en una nube Yo era feliz y tu simplemente lo dejaste hasta ahi
Lo dejó hasta ahí? No se vino?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
And then I realized...
The weekend hasn’t even begun, damn you evil holidays,
My passport was stolen, I had to sleep at a park...
Can I have one normal weekend in Shanghai? ONE?
p.s. My Mother shall NEVER know about the passport thing, the drag thing is ok though.
Happy Valley
Went to an amusement park yesterday called Happy Valley, went with a group of 26 people, most of them indonesians and thai, actually there were only 4 people there that wern’t Indonesian or Thai and it was me, a girl from Panama, a guy from the States and a girl from Malaysia.
Anyway, it was like an hour drive from campus, when we got there it there was this really beautiful park with...
äääh?
Okay so so so I was in the hallway chillin with my indonesian friends and then I feel the negativity in the universe so I go to the lounge and see that the negativity comes from the lounge cause everyone was like in such a hostile mood and the swedish guy was grabbing the spanish guy cause he wanted to hit the morrocan guy cause he had slapped him over an argument about the music and the guy from...